Billy and Pa’ were walking in the woods when they came across a sign saying, "Tree Fellers wanted".
A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a petrol station, since he’s in need of petrol, the man decides to stop. He says to the attendant at the station, "Fill it up, will you?". The man says "Sorry – we’re right out of petrol." So the man considers, and says "Well, I’m a bit low on oil, would you mind topping that up?" And the attendant responds "Sorry, but no oil either." The man thinks, and asks the attendant to wash his windscreen, to which he gets the by-now predictable response that he can’t do that. The man at this point is fairly mad, so he asks the attendant, "Just what kind of petrol station is this ?" The attendant then looks both ways, and very carefully whispers to the man "To tell you the truth, this is just an IRA front." The man then says "Well, in that case, you can blow up the tires!"
This 26 page ebook contains 75 of the best Irish jokes you’ll find anywhere. You’ll laugh so hard you’ll blow Guinness out your nose.
with input from comics and writers including David Brenner, Jim Brogan, Dick Cavett, Larry David, Al Franken, Larry Gelbart, Jon Groff, Richard Jeni, Jonathan Katz, Chris Kelly, Billy Kimball, Robert Klein, Richard Lewis, Jackie Martling, William Novak, and Gene Perret.
Over 500 Yo Mamma jokes are crammed into this 21 page ebook… Yo mama’s so dumb, she told me to meet her at the corner of Walk and Don’t Walk. Yo mama’s so fat, her driver’s license says "Picture continued on other side." Yo mama’s so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a…
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